Death Erection: The Filthiest People Alive

WHAT A FAILURE

2009-03-04T00:26:00.002-05:00

Damn, this shit was an Epic Failure. The Road 2 Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions. I know for a fact neither Bob nor I have been too busy to update this blog, but we are heavily invested in other thangs right now, and this shit is just Played Out and not even that funny no' mo. Besides, no one else seemed to be as amped about it in the first place as we were.

Be sure to check out my new blog, which is updated on the reg (and on the rag): boypleasewhatever.com/blog. AND, you NEED to check out Bob as Miss Lady Swamp Pussy over @ myspace.com/missladyswamppssy. Don't h8 us 'cuz U ain't us, etc.

Ttyl, lylas.

Excuse me.

2009-01-20T01:52:00.003-05:00

For several weeks Mr. Bobby told me that he would "update it tonight I swear" but that never happened, however I Can't Really Talk considering I haven't even updated in almost a month. Is this the end of Death Erection: The Filthiest People Alive? I hope not. All I can tell U is that now that 2k9 is upon us, I hope to Rebirth this Cavern of Sludge and Destitution.

We are not done.

NEW L@@K FOR '09

2008-12-28T23:28:00.006-05:00

I spent most of the day changing our layout, in the process I discovered that Bob did not like the original header but never told me; what a fucking People Pleaser. Anyway, the new header does not match the table color on Safari but who the Hell uses Safari! Hold it tight 'N don't let go, I'm sure we will get sick of it soon 'nuf! I have also added a link section which only has a few people on it right now. If you see your link to the side, consider yourself "On Our Level" or "Close Enough".

Anyway, In Thee Spirit Of The Holiday Season, I've cum bearing gifts for our 12 fans. Please enjoy!!

Gift #1: Crying Number

I guess this is like the Nick Jr. of Suicide Hotlines; if you are under 18 remember to ask a parent before dialing this 1-900 # and ""Letting It All Out"". What I like best about this is the language of the advertisement, suggesting that you won't start bawling until you dial the number and "find out" what is making People All Over America Break Down And Cry Like [That]. $2/minute.

Gift #2: R. Kelly "Sex in the Kitchen" (Live)

Really I don't know. ""Sex in the kitchen, ova by the stove, putchya on the counter by the butter rolls."" See also: ""Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. Munch, munch, munch, munch."" Now, I could concoct a visual for y'all of R. Kelly peeing on some 14 yr old in his kitchen but that would be pretty passé, so instead I urge you to just watch this & Roll Wit It.

Gift #3: "You Look Like A Boy!! A Little Black Boy!"

Not sure if this is blatant racism or a program about teaching tolerance in the form of Racist Interpretations of Hairstyles; but I'm lovin' it nonetheless. She would look more like a Little Black Boy if she was wasn't a white girl. Pretty sure this is from some show on PBS in the 80's, but I'm not certain.

Gift #4: "Metalmentary"

World's Best Metal Documentary; brought 2 U by some Canadian White Trash in the 80's. The quality is attractive at first but quickly becomes unwatchable. Nice Anthrax Shirt, Fag.

On the topic of Metal, I just want to extend my warmest "Get The Fuck Out Of My Life" to these Ironic Metal Appreciators; this is not limited to faux 80s metal chic, but to the rampant Black & Death Metal irony I am seeing on the streets of New York ev'ry gotdang day. Can U all go misappropriate some other image, like Anime or something?

Well, that's all 4 now. On a personal note, I'm reviving an old Blogger account and making a Music Blog, so please add Animal Hooker to your list of Shit You Look At When You're Really Bored And Askjolene.com Is Down. I will be postin' the best my 80gb hard-drive has to offer over there, don't miss it!

Too Fucking Real / Tired Of This Layout

2008-12-28T00:07:00.009-05:00

Well Good Fucking God, here I am.

I have been too busy sitting around playing with my new Nintendo DS; dodgin' Bullet Bill and collectin' coins, etc. I have not been deliberately neglecting Death Erection but this gat-damn layout is a fucking eyesore if I've ever seen one, U Feel Me? Unfortunately Bob is never online when I want to make major adjustments to this, and I'm not sure if I should take the liberty of doin' an overhaul (and possibly doin' away with that Shitty Ass Header, I blame smoking too much weed on the Birthnight of DE: TFPA for that disaster). Basically, this junt needs an Extreme Blog Makeover before I can even consider pouring out my Creative Juices, Explosive Intermittent Rage, and Fleeting Obsessions With Mildly Entertaining People/Videos/Songs.

I think Bob & I are both strapped 4 gr8 ideas, but once he gets his Beefy, White Trash, Janky Toothed Ass online, we'll have a Brainstorming Session and by 2009 this place will be Poppin like the fly on La' Chat's Frankie B Imitations.

Happy Holidays from Sinterklaas and his daughter Polly/It's a Christmas Miracle (Jackson)!

2008-12-25T10:04:00.002-05:00

I could go on and on about how if you simply "point and laugh" at Miss Miracle's 8th Grade Realness you are beyond all help and prove why the video has an "ebaumsworld.com" stamp in the corner, but seeing as it is 9:30 AM and I am already on my third beer waiting for my mom to wake up (a New Family Tradition) I do not even have the time. I am neither willing nor able to Hear This. Excuse me. Instead I will just leave you with two christmas presents, the song that everyone knows as "The Miracle Jackson Song" and one of my favourite songs to mention this blessed time of year, Dolly Parton's "Hard Candy Christmas." Don't touch that Dial Dispenser, I'll be back like some ribs before you are even done "spending time with family."

Debonair Samir - Samir's Theme (The Miracle Jackson Song)
Dolly Parton - Hard Candy Christmas

my first post

2008-12-17T01:29:00.004-05:00

I hope U'ins like the header graphic for Death Erection; it includes La' Chat showin' dem golds, Judge "Put Ya Hand Down" Judy, 4 (four) slices of pizza, an image of cigarette butts that wasn't wide enough to fit into the 700px box, and Helvetica'd text for all those Design Nerds who won't be reading this blog anyway. If U R wonderin' why the layout looks so shitty, it's because after 40 minutes of trying to tweak the table alignments of the posts and sidebar, we gave up! Who even cares.

Anyway, my name is Leyla and I will be posting in here w/ my dear friend Bob. I plan to post a lot of Terrible Youtube Videos, a lot of Erratic Punctuation & Capitalization, and probably a lot of Other Shit. I am a 20 yr old gURL (obscure internet reference) livin' in New York, my two front teeth are fake.

You can also find me on Twitter, Livejournal, Tumblr, Flickr, and Last.fm. I also have two youtube accounts which are just collections of Favorited Videos. My ""personal networking"" accounts are none of your got dang business.

Fuller! Go EASY on the Pepsi!

THNKU4URTIME

2008-12-17T01:26:00.001-05:00

Well hello and welcome to our shared psychosis in Blog Format! My name is Bobby Ezekiel Chirila and I am a 4th-year translation student and currently-unemployed former bathhouse attendant. If U want me, U know where 2 find me: LiveJournal, Twitter, YouTube, and my mothafuckin' My Space. In this blog I hope to discuss: things I like, things I hate, things I like that you like incorrectly, High Camp, Low Camp, and Fat Camp. Sometimes I will post YouTube videos, sometimes I will post mp3s, and sometimes I will not. I hope you enjoy your stay here at Death Erection and I would like you to keep in mind our mission statement at all times:

If you like this clip but make fun of Genuinely Disgusting people while you wallow in your Criminal Boringness and Threadless Tees, I invite you to take this opportunity to "get the hell out of my world" and go back to the New Weird America rack at FYE. Feel free to check out this website, it should be more suited to you.